Tarot reading by phone? My reading as a voice message
If you look for a tarot reading by phone, you want to hear a voice. You get that from me without a hotline: you draw your cards, I read them and record the reading for you. Plus the written reading, to read again.
Theresa TouheyAstrologer & tarot reader · 30+ years · ISARThree cards: what was, what is, what develops
Tap a card in the fan. 3 of 3 to go: What was.
Your cards, read by me
Your card reading, in writing
Your question first, then every card in its place, how the cards work together, what you can do now and questions for you. In your account and as a PDF.
My voice message
I talk you through the reading of your cards. You listen to it in your card reading as often as you like.
Within a day
I read every reading myself, sentence by sentence, before I release it. You get an e-mail as soon as it is with you.
Your questions in the chat
Whatever is still open, you ask me in the chat. The whole app is unlocked for you too, for good, no subscription.
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Tarot Reading By Phone?
With a hotline call, you quickly forget the details. A card reading as a voice message and text is yours to keep. It lets you check the cards for yourself. Calculate it for free: theastroacademy.com
Read along
A phone reading is like a radio show. Once it's over, it is gone. You listen carefully, but it is hard to remember it all. Details can fade quickly. A voice message reading is built differently. It is like a podcast episode you can save. This is an invitation to listen again whenever you need to. At your own pace. You also get the entire reading in writing. Every card in its place. This lets you check what the cards mean for you. They are a mirror, not a final verdict. Try drawing your own cards for free at theastroacademy.com.
A phone reading or a voice message
A reading by phone usually means a hotline, a per-minute rate and a call that is over when you hang up. A voice reading is built differently. You draw your cards in peace, write down your question, and I answer with my voice and a text you keep.
| What | Phone hotline | My voice message |
|---|---|---|
| Price | per minute, open-ended | one fixed price, shown up front |
| To replay | no | yes, as often as you like |
| In writing | no | yes, every card in its place |
| Questions afterwards | new call, new minutes | in the chat |
| Waiting time | on the line | within a day, no hold music |
A free first call? Honestly: no
Many hotlines advertise a free first call that turns into a per-minute rate after a few minutes. I do not offer that. What is free with me is laying the cards yourself: you can draw cards here any time and read the meaning of every tarot card and do a daily spread. Only my personal reading is paid, at a fixed price.
How your voice message comes about
- Question and cardsYou write your question and draw tarot, Lenormand, Kipper or oracle above.
- I read your cardsEvery card in its place, then all together, always with your question in mind.
- I record itWhat matters most in your spread, I tell you in my own voice.
- You listen and readVoice message and written reading sit together in your account. I answer follow-up questions in the chat.
What I do not do: I predict no future, nothing about illness, death or pregnancy and nothing about what another person thinks. I read what your cards show about your situation, and what you can check yourself.
- The voice message comes with the written reading, not instead of it.
- With the reading the whole app is unlocked for you, for good.
How often does a major arcana card land in your spread?
Draw three tarot cards and at least one of the 22 major arcana lands in 63.6% of spreads, with ten cards in 97.2%. The major arcana are 22 of 78 cards, just over a quarter of the deck, so they show up in bigger spreads almost every time.
With reversed cards (each card equally likely upright or reversed) at least one of three cards is reversed in 87.5% of spreads. A reversed card is no bad sign; it shows the same theme slowed down or turned inward.
| Spread | at least 1 major | at least 1 reversed |
|---|---|---|
| 1 card | 28.2% | 50.0% |
| 3 cards | 63.6% | 87.5% |
| 5 cards | 81.9% | 96.9% |
| 7 cards | 91.2% | 99.2% |
| 10 cards | 97.2% | 99.9% |
Method: pure mathematics, 78 cards without replacement, 22 of them major arcana. At least one major = 1 − C(56, k) ÷ C(78, k). Reversed: each card with chance 1 ÷ 2, so 1 − 0.5^k.
Questions about the voice reading
- Can I call you for a tarot reading by phone?
- No, I have no phone line. You draw your cards here, I read them, write you the reading and record a voice message about it. You ask me follow-up questions in the chat.
- Is there a free psychic reading by phone?
- I do not offer a free first call. Everything to lay yourself is free here: drawing cards, the daily card and the meaning of every card. My personal reading with a voice message costs a fixed price that is shown up front.
- Where do I listen to the voice message?
- In your card reading, in your account, on your phone or computer. You can pause it and listen as often as you like. The written reading sits right below it.
- How long is the voice message?
- As long as your cards need. One card needs less than a grand tableau. I talk about your question and the cards that say the most about it.
- When will my reading be ready?
- Within a day. You get an email as soon as I release it.